The Things She Says

Oh that Bennet- she just makes me laugh!

Over dinner last week-

Bennet- You know the worst part about school today was that Liam changed his mind.

Me- What did he change his mind about?

Bennet- Well, we're not best friends anymore and I guess he doesn't want to marry me either.

Me- I guess you'll just be regular friends then.

Nick- Yeah, there are other fish in the sea B.

Bennet-Dad, you're right! There are other fish in the sea. And sting rays and octopuses too. I saw a video today at school about the sea.

Hanging out-

Bennet- What's an idiot?

Random-

Bennet- Don't worry Mom. Someday when I'm a Mom I'll have the same problem.

Running up the stairs-

Bennet- Ok Mom- I have good news and bad news.

Me- (thinking to myself- we never say this so where does she hear it?) Ok- I'll take the bad news first.

Bennet- Oh ok. Well, you see Scout has 2 big hole in her Dora PJ dress.

Me- Well I guess I'll have to mend them for her. What's the good news.

Bennet- (pause pause). Well, I don't really have any good news.