Dear Management,Please be informed that if my requests are not granted, my behaviors may increase to reflect my displeasure. First of all, I realize that I got sick in my bed the other night. While you may find it repulsive and gag inducing, I was perfectly fine sleeping in the stench. My smiling face in the a.m. was proof of that. So why do you find it acceptable to uproot my entire sleeping environment? I find it highly upsetting to simply throw all my bedding and snuggle things into the washing machine without so much as a 30 minute warning. I might mention that had I been consulted on this decision, I would have requested you take Stoli Kitty away when I wasn't looking. Instead the inadequate substitution of 'NEW STOLI' simply made my screams louder and tears bigger. If tugging on the washing machine door in protest doesn't get your attention I don't know what will I would really prefer to maintain a positive relationship with you. I assure you that if my needs are met, things will proceed much more smoothly. Sincerely, Bennet
4 comments:
aww! The poor sweetie pie! It amazes me that she can tell the difference between new Stoli and well loved Stoli! What a smart little gal.
Awww look at that little face! Poor Miss B, can't get anything by her!
Poor baby! Her little heart is just broken in a million pieces. Makes me all sad looking at her. You sure can tell she loves that kitty that's in the wash. :) Hope she is feeling better!!
aww poor little Bennet! I can feel her pain!
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