Saturday, April 21, 2007

Dear Management

Dear Management,



Please be informed that if my requests are not granted, my behaviors may increase to reflect my displeasure. First of all, I realize that I got sick in my bed the other night. While you may find it repulsive and gag inducing, I was perfectly fine sleeping in the stench. My smiling face in the a.m. was proof of that. So why do you find it acceptable to uproot my entire sleeping environment? I find it highly upsetting to simply throw all my bedding and snuggle things into the washing machine without so much as a 30 minute warning. I might mention that had I been consulted on this decision, I would have requested you take Stoli Kitty away when I wasn't looking. Instead the inadequate substitution of 'NEW STOLI' simply made my screams louder and tears bigger. If tugging on the washing machine door in protest doesn't get your attention I don't know what will I would really prefer to maintain a positive relationship with you. I assure you that if my needs are met, things will proceed much more smoothly. Sincerely, Bennet

4 comments:

Carla said...

aww! The poor sweetie pie! It amazes me that she can tell the difference between new Stoli and well loved Stoli! What a smart little gal.

McFarland Family said...

Awww look at that little face! Poor Miss B, can't get anything by her!

Brenda said...

Poor baby! Her little heart is just broken in a million pieces. Makes me all sad looking at her. You sure can tell she loves that kitty that's in the wash. :) Hope she is feeling better!!

andrealyn said...

aww poor little Bennet! I can feel her pain!